Welcome, Call me BJ. I'll call you friend. I'm on a journey through the universe searching for the answer to life, the universe, and everything. You're welcome to come with. Just make sure you have your towel. there's no telling what'll happen on the way there...
judge: sir, you are being charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing an illegal drugs…what do you gotta say for yourself?
me: i activate mirror force! now you will be charged with distribution of child pornography, the murder of 8,000 people and purchasing of illegal drugs.